LISTEN up, ladies: if your man is into porn, chances are he secretly fantasizes about you being his personal porn star. And while the idea may seem icky to you at first, the truth is you can learn a few basic tricks from the pros that will satisfy both you and your man without making you feel like a ho. Ready?

Demonstrate enthusiasm. Nothing will turn your lover more than seeing how much you want him. Speak up if have to (throw in a little sexy talk here and there), but more importantly, he has to see that you really are raring to get dirty with him.

Love your body. When a man is aroused, the last thing on his mind is you worrying about your jiggly thighs or less-than-perky boobs. All he wants to see is your soft, silky skin on his, your naked flesh quivering with each thrust…you get the idea. Show him that you enjoy being naked as much as he enjoys seeing you naked — that’s a major turn-on for him.

Push your buttons. No one else knows how to make yourself cum the way you do, so try masturbating in front of your partner. This will send his libido through the roof, and the memory of you putting on a live sex show just for him will stay embedded in his mind for a long time. If this makes you a tad uncomfy, try doing it in low light. For the more daring gals, you can use sex toys and other props. One rule to follow, though: your man is not allowed to touch you or touch himself until you’re done.

Get into details. Men like hearing their lovers tell them exactly what they want. “I love it when you…” or “Place your fingers here…” are good starts. If you aren’t sure of what to say, write down a script you can use, but it has to contain directions to what you actually like, and it should sound natural.

Doll up. Men are visual creatures, and porn stars use this to their full advantage. Instead of wearing your everyday shirt/sweats/nightgown to bed, kick up the heat by slipping into racy lingerie and showing up in the bedroom well-groomed. Tip: dress as if this were your first sack session with your man. This will help rekindle his lust for you, especially if you’re in a long-term relationship.

Throw a curveball. If you already know what works for him, shake up the routine a little bit and try a few new moves on his johnson (or his other hot spots). There’s something naughty about doing your partner in a slightly different way, which can be a massive turn-on. Careful, though: save the more shocking moves for later — you don’t want to jolt your man cold.

With a little practice, you can amp up the heat in your lovemaking sessions. Given time, you could even top your lover’s favorite porn star!

HERE’S the bitter truth: regardless of what the hype says about swallowing your lover’s orgasmic fluid aka. cum, there is a high likelihood that it tastes funky at some point. Or maybe yours does. So what can you do?

First off, forget about commercial flavor supplements. Their product claims are unsubstantiated and potentially dangerous because of the artificial ingredients incorporated into them, starting with preservatives alone. Your best bet is to modify your lifestyle and diet, naturally.

Here are some tips to help you and your lover kick up the flavor of your love juices. They’re pretty easy to follow, and most are actually part of a healthy lifestyle.

Drink plenty of water. 1-2 liters daily will help flush out all the toxins in your body, some of which add odor to your secretions.

Cut out caffeine, nicotine, drugs, and alcohol. All of these substances pollute your system and also add to your odor.

Eat plenty of fruit and vegetables. That being said, avoid asparagus, broccoli, and cauliflower — these can make your fluids smell funkier. As for fruit, lemon, papaya, mangoes, pineapple, cranberry, melons, apples, and grapes are highly recommended because of their natural sweetness. Many people also swear by drinking at least a liter of natural pineapple juice daily.

Cut down on red meat and dairy. These add to bodily odor and also give your fluids a stronger, saltier flavor. Unless that’s what you want, you’re better off replacing your protein intake with lean chicken and turkey.

Stay away from strong spices like onion and garlic. Their flavors are quickly imparted into your system, and just as easily exuded. Stick with more mellow spices and herbs such as parsley, celery, and wheatgrass, as well as cinnamon, peppermint, and cardamom.

Eat as much natural food as possible. Avoid processed and junk food, because they contain unhealthy chemicals that may adversely alter your natural scent.

If all else fails, get yourself checked. Stinky emissions may be a sign of poor health or an infection.

Your body processes food anytime between 12 and 24 hours, so time your recommended food consumption accordingly. Better yet, you can incorporate some of these tips into your regular habits so you’re never caught off-guard. After all, spontaneity in sex is always delicious.

IN case you haven’t heard about it, March 14 is officially Steak and BJ Day. You heard it right, this is the one day of the year when loving wives and girlfriends present their man with a thick and juicy steak, followed by a mind-numbing blowjob.

It may sound sexist, but the ‘holiday’ was founded after several disgruntled males realized that Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where they are practically obligated to please their mates by showering them with gifts, dates, romance, and the obligatory post-date sex. Women get spoiled on February 14, and this has taken a toll on the men.

To make up for this, the cunning guys came up with Steak and BJ Day, which is held exactly one month after Valentine’s Day. The idea is to spoil the males with their favorite things: steak and a blow job. After all, fair’s fair. Just don’t make the deadly mistake of sucking the steak and grilling his penis.

WHEN it comes to dressing sexy, every woman should have one of these. It’s the Little Black Dress, aka. LBD. It’s the quintessential fuck-me and to-hell-with-the-other-women dress, and can instantly vamp up your look.

As sexy as the LBD can be, many men prefer their dates, girlfriends, and wives to sport an understated, not slutty look. Even if they tend to drool over sexy celebrities, models, and porn stars wearing practically nothing but a black shoestring, what can really ignite their passion for you is to show just a hint of skin.

Whether you decide to show off your long legs, smooth shoulders, toned arms, fleshy cleavage, full curves, or your flat abs, the idea is to show only one or two of these and leave the rest to his imagination. The mystery this creates will drive him wild and leave him wanting to see more of you. At the same time, this also embeds in his mind that you are a classy woman who reveals herself to only a select few, him included. This will make him feel special and privileged to be with you.

So the next time you decide to slip into something black and sexy for your man, consider how it will make him feel. Show too much and you’ll come off as cheap, ultimately turning him off. Show too little and you’ll look uptight or worse, matronly. Tease him with just the right amount of exposure, and your LBD is bound to be ripped off of you by the end of the evening. Good luck.

MANY of us red-blooded males and females get turned on by sexy talk. Of course, there are some who are naturally adept in the art of lingual lovemaking (especially the hardcore parts), but there are more who shy away even from the basic stuff.

The truth is, it’s a intimidating to be downright candid about our intimate thoughts, and the idea of being rejected by the person you want most can be nothing short of mortifying.

In this light, we’ve come up with a few key phrases to help you get started. But as with any romantic overture, don’t overdo it or you’ll end up sounding like a complete phony.

You’re so beautiful / handsome / gorgeous. Nothing can easily melt your partner as fully appreciating how they look. This works best when you know they’ve taken extra trouble to look good for you, or when you catch them completely off-guard.

You. Three letters can quickly communicate your complete focus on your partner, no matter what you are talking about. For example, instead of asking “How was work?” try asking “How was your day?” That simple substitution can easily change a random question into something more personal and meaningful — and sexy as hell.

I missed you today. You can’t get enough of your partner’s company, and you have been thinking of him or her for the most part of your day. Being wanted is a huge turn-on.

I love the way you… / I love how you… / You’re so… Admiration is another quick way to stoke your partner’s fire; you’re feeding their ego by expressing your appreciation. But you have to make sure that you are sincere, or your praise will fall flat. Even better, find something unique or obscure about your partner, and express your appreciation for it. “The way you say my name turns me on,” is a good example.

Your partner’s name. This sums up all of your partner’s uniqueness. And most of its impact rests on how you say it. The easiest way to apply this is to inject his or her name in random moments during casual conversation, then drop your voice a notch lower when you say it. “There was this book that I saw in the shop today, Joanna, and I thought I’d get it for you.” Do this right, and your partner will soon be moaning your name.

And there you go. These are the basic statements that you can turn on your partner with without sounding scripted or cheesy. With a little practice and timing, you can easily light his or her fire without them finding out how.

THE nightmare is real: you may end up calling out someone else’s name if you have mind-blowing sex.

According to a case report in The Journal of Emergency Medicine, vigorous sexual activity can trigger transient global amnesia, a rare condition in which memory suddenly, temporarily, disappears.

People with transient global amnesia suffer no side effects, and it usually vanishes a few hours. It’s a rare condition, affecting only about 3 to 5 people per 100,000 each year. However, researchers still haven’t discovered what exactly causes it, or why patients can still be fully active and alert despite memory loss.

According to Sebastian Ameriso, a neurologist at the Institute for Neurological Research in Buenos Aires, “We don’t know very much about the cause. It causes a lot of alarm, but this is not a stroke or an event that causes damage to the brain. It’s almost always very benign.”

Sex isn’t the only physical activity that can cause sudden and temporary amnesia. Almost any strenuous activity can trigger it, provided that it is physically taxing enough. Researchers believe it is related to faulty valves in the neck’s jugular vein. Lifting weights, defecating, having sex, or any other activity that causes abdominal pressuremay push blood back up into the neck. If the valves don’t shut properly in the neck veins, it can allow blood to flow back into the brain, and may trigger transient amnesia.

Researchers have also found that in women, usually those in their 50’s and 60’s, are particularly prone to this. Sometimes highly emotionally charged episodes, such as fear, nervousness, or anxiety, may also trigger the condition. Caveat, because sudden memory loss may also signify the onset of a stroke.

So if your boyfriend or husband sends you to unbelievably orgasmic heights, it’s much safer to say, “That was great, dear/honey/sweetheart,” and call him by his first name much later when you’ve settled down.

Spooning

This is a very snuggly position. To assume it, the woman lies on her side with the guy close up behind her. The man can snuggle, embrace, or use his hands to gently stimulate his partner. Instead of thrusting in and out, the man stays inside the woman with gentle rocking motions. This stimulates the G-spot and results in explosive orgasms.

Female Dominant / Woman on Top

Many couples enjoy this one because it allows deep penetration. It can be done on the bed, on a chair, or really anywhere you have the room. The woman simply straddles her partner so they are face-to-face.
This gives her full control over the speed, angle, and motion because she can use their arms and legs to increase or decrease her movements.It’s preferable for the woman to sway back and forth with a gentle rubbing motion. She can also experiment with different speeds and postures to achieve maximum pleasure.

The Slow Rock

This position works best when using a specially designed sex chair, a rocking chair, or recliner seat. the woman sits on top of her partner’s lap with her legs wrapped around him or over the arms of the chair. She must hold on to the sides for control. The rocking motion this position created helps for deeper penetration and provides stimulation without much effort from both parties.

Rear Entry / Doggy Style

This position is pleasurable for both men and women but not as intimate as others. It allows for deep penetration with the man entering his kneeling partner from behind. This can also work with the woman bent over a table, ledge, or the edge of the bed.

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse cowgirl is a variation of woman on top, only the woman faces her partner’s legs. Instead of straddling her partner, she can also try putting her legs together, feet flat between his legs. This makes for a tighter fit and intensifies the pleasure. Leaning forward or backward will also change the angle of penetration, and can increase the G-spot stimulation, resulting in a powerful orgasm.

The Right Angle / One Leg Up

The woman lays on her side, with one leg over her partner’s shoulder and the other leg between his legs. This position takes some effort to maintain, but once a preferred angle is achieved, reaching orgasm should be easy.

Seated Wheelbarrow

The man sits on the edge of a chair, bed or anywhere else while his partner bends down to reach the floor while straddling him backwards. This position requires some upper body strength on the woman’s part, since she has to prop herself up while her partner thrusts into her.

Missionary / Man on Top

The standard and probably most well-known sex position, the missionary position is still one of the best for both men and women. In this position the woman lies beneath her partner, who does most of the work. Maximum pleasure can be achieved by shifting the angle of the woman’s hips, or propping her hips up with a pillow.

Forward Flex

This position requires core strength and flexibility from the woman, as both of her legs will be resting on her partner’s shoulders while he thrusts into her. This allows for various depths and angles of penetration.

Modified Rear Entry / Doggy Style

This modification calls for a few props, such as pillows or a small cushion. The woman should lie facedown, lifting her rear slightly for penetration. Then her partner props himself up with his hands in a push-up position, or he may wrap his arms around his partner’s waist as he thrusts. Placing the pillows or a cushion under the woman’s belly adds comfort, and this can help her relax well enough to enjoy every sensation.