I think it is safe to say that if Tiger Woods ever picks up a cellular phone again, it won’t be to text anybody. That’s because one of his many mistresses, Joslyn James, has released several explicit text messages sent between the months of July and October of 2009.The Tiger Woods Text Messages first appeared on a new website which TMZ reports was started by Joslyn James in order to get back at Tiger. However, the website, SextingJoslynJames.com, seems to be lagging and slow to respond (undoubtedly due to the press it is receiving). That said, the list does not include the text messages Joslyn James sent back to Tiger. Although many of the text messages are instructions on what to do and where to meet him, many go into detail about their relationship:
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl
Check out all the Tiger Woods Text Messages below.
Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.
Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are you
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i
Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you
Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:
Just let me know when you are headed down
Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:
What time is car picking you up tomorrow
Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:
Yes
Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:
Did you get lost. Door is open
Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:
What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back
Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after
Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)
Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry:)
Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I’m glad you came out
Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be Safe
Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:
Thank you sexy
Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:
In ohio playing
Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:
I told you im playing these two weeks
Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:
In about a month
Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:
Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can
Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:
Me to
Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:
I hope not. So you have been with others huh since
Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:
I hope so
Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:
Not a bad thing thinking about me
Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:
I totally agree
Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:
In conn
Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:
Ditto
Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:
I like when you do that to me
Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:
Ditto sexy
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:
Maybe in two weeks in chicago
Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad
Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls
Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question
Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no
Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me
Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:
You do. Need more of it
Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:
of you
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Whatever else turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:
You tell me what you like
Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people
Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:
But you still have not told me what turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy
Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:
Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed
Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:
I land at 930 or 10 monday night
Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:
Great. What time so you land
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:
I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:
Midway
Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:
I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again
Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523. Phone 630 990 5800
Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:
Did you get my text with all the info
Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:
I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston
Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:
I have to check in to get the room
Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:
I should get there before you anyways
Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:
In about 3 hours
Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:
I will be there before you for sure
Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get here
Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:
Great
Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat
Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:
I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early
Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:
How close are you
Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:
What do you want to eat
Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:
Anything simple
Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it’s a club sandwich
Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:
How close
Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.
Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here
Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears
Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready
Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful
Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
Room358
Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:
Make it ok
Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:
Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy
Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of
Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
So when can i have that ass again
Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be back in a couple hours
Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe
Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins
Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
Why dont you come over here now instead
Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
Enter thru room 360. Its next door
Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass
Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:
Let me know when you leave your room
Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:
You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way
Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight
Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)
Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:
How much was your flight
Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:
Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700
Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this
Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:
I know that. Thats why i wont do that.
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a
Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl
Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously
Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.
Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything
Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck
*(Text messages courtesy of SextingJoslynJames.com)
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The Urban Dictionary defines a Sugar Mama as being, “A woman (often an older woman) who holds her man/woman in nice standing with money, food, an apartment, etc. — not always used in a derogatory fashion, or merely in exchange for sex, but because she can.”Lately, there has been a lot of media hype around the “Rise of the Sugar Mama”. That’s because there is an increasing number of married women who are earning more than their spouses. That said, here is a list of the top 5 Sugar Mamas (in our eyes) that put their “significant” others to shame when it comes to the size of their bank accounts.
# 5 – Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey used to have a clean and polished career until she began to show off her body in any way she could. Now, she isn’t only a Sugar Mama but a cougar to current husband Nick Cannon. Her estimated net worth is $225 million.
# 4 – Julia Roberts
Officially the “highest paid woman in Hollywood”, Julia Roberts has come a long way since her “Pretty Woman” days. She was the first actress to earn over $20 million for a film. With an estimated net worth of $140 million and a camera man for a husband – she definitely fits the profile of a Sugar Mama.
#3 – Nicole Kidman
Keith Urban isn’t doing badly by any means but those Country tunes can only get you so far. Nicole Kidman is an Oscar-winning Sugar Mama that has an estimated net worth of $60 million.
#2 – Jennifer Lopez
Sure Mark Anthony has his little bank account, but it doesn’t come close to what J-Lo pulls in. Jenny from the block went from back up dancer to movie star/pop sensation in just a few short years. Her estimated net worth is $110 million.
#1 – Christina Aguilera
Only in her twenties and already a multi millionaire, Christina Aguilera has it going on in all the right places – her bank accounts. Married to Jordan Bratman, this Suggar Mama made it out of the Mickey Mouse Club and never looked back. Her estimated net worth is $60 million.
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Rosie Odonell and Kelli Carpenter break up
They may only be rumors for now, but the reports of Rosie O’Donell breaking up with wife Kelli Carpenter seem to be all over the Gossip news lately. The would be Rosie Odonell and Kelli Carpenter break up would be huge news because Rosie and Kelli were one of the very first gay celebrity couples to become legally married in the United States.
Kelli Carpenter married Rosie Odonell in San Francisco in 2004. Since then, they have been raising 4 children together in New York. Although Rosie Odonell isn’t speaking much about the break up yet, she is expected to be very open about it in a new Sirius/XM satellite talk show that will be premiering later on this year.
Kansas State football fans, you’ve got a new thing to cheer about! But the Wildcats will have to do without the talents of wide receiver Chase Mejia who’s no longer a football player. He’s a porn star instead!What happened to Mejia, you ask? Take a look at this incredible photo taken from the hot new porn site Dare Dorm, where Mejia is showing off more than his football talents.
Impressive, isn’t it? Well when you’re in college you are forced to decide what you will do for the rest of your life. Mejia chose to continue banging hot chicks and get paid for it. Can you blame him?
Chase Mejia was a former high school player at Shawnee Mission Northwest where he impressed the whole school, one girl at a time. He then got accepted to Northern Illinois but quickly transferred to Missouri State and then again to Kansas State. But then suddenly, he failed to show up on the roster. Well, the recent appearance on Dare Dorm solved that mystery. He’s a Kansas State Football Porn Star!
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Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Dr. Ruth Westheimer has been described as a cultural icon by the New York Times. More commonly known simply as “Dr. Ruth,” she single handedly made it acceptable to talk about sex openly and freely in the media during the 1980s. So it should come as no surprise that Dr. Ruth made it all the way to # 13 on Playboy’s 55 Most Important People in Sex list.
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55 Most Important People in Sex - #14 Elvis Presley
What can you say about the king? Elvis Presley had more women than you can count and the women he didn’t get to were gyrating in their pants next to the television.
Women wanted to be with him and men wanted to be him. And until this day the “Elvis” brand remains a multi-million dollar name. For those reasons alone, it makes perfect sense that Elvis Presley would rank # 14 on the 55 Most Important People in Sex.
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Howard Stern is one of the 55 most important people in sex
From terrestrial radio to satellite radio, the king of all media has remained at the top of his game. There is no question that Howard Stern has earned his place on the 55 Most Important People in Sex list.
If you’re a fan of Sirius satellite radio, you know that lately Howard Stern has had even more freedom to push the sexual boundaries set by the FCC. Nowadays, Howard has a masturbation machine in the studio and will feature women having orgasms on microphone nearly every week.
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55 Most Important People in Sex - # 20 Bo Derek
Bo Derek’s film career made her a sexual icon right from the start. Born in Long Beach, California, it’s easy to see why she would be chosen as one of the 55 Most Important People in Sex.
Bo Derek began her ftil her career by making a few obscure films in the early and mid seventies. However, it wasn’t until her role in the movie 10 that her image would skyrocket to “sex symbol” status.
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55 Most Important People in Sex - # 24 Farrah Fawcett
No explanation needed here and # 24 seems kind of low on the 55 Most Important People in Sex, especially given the fact that Farrah Fawcett was the pin-up girl for generations of young men from around the world.
During her long career, Farrah Fawcett posed in Playboy twice, solidifying her place in the 55 Most Important People in Sex.
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55 Most Important People in Sex - # 29 Pamela Anderson
Since her time as Miss February 1990, Pamela Anderson has definitely become one of the 55 Most Important People in Sex. Even now, nearly 20 years later, she is still a sex symbol for men and teenage boys all over the world.
Although Pamela Anderson has enjoyed an extensive career in film and television, she may be best known for her sex tape with Tommy Lee, a creation that on its own may qualify Pamela for a spot in the 55 Most Important People in Sex.
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