Who doesn’t own a sex toy nowadays? I got my first sex toy when I was 20 years old and absolutely loved it! In fact I still have it in my dresser. It is a purple vibrator called the G-Spot. I bought it with a friend while we were vacationing in Chicago. I didn’t use the toy till I came back home to Florida, but nonetheless I was extremely excited to use it. It’s an amazing toy for sure. I have bought a few more toys here and there, but I have now come across some of the weirdest looking toys that I have ever seen before. Some of these toys are completely worthless and no one should ever waste their money on them.

5 Oddest & Weirdest Sex Toys:

1. Music Condom: Seriously? Who in the hell wants to get it on while listening to music coming out of their pussy? The condom has an animal head for the tip and it begins singing while coming in and out of the pussy.

2. Pussy Foot: Oh goodness, this toy to me has sick fetish written all over it. I am not saying there is anything wrong with having a foot fetish. I find it pretty hot when a guy is sucking all over my toes, but damn why the foot has to have a pussy on the bottom?

3. Anal Ring Toss: Why would someone want to play ring toss with an asshole? There are better ways to play with that ass.

4. Linger Internal Feminine Flavor: If you have to put some type of mint in a chick’s pussy, then you shouldn’t be stuffing your face down there.

5. Bang O Meter: Does a man really need to keep track how many times his penis goes in and out of a chick? Are you a two stroke wonder? Come on.

There is really no point to any of these supposedly sex toys. There are extremely weird and I wouldn’t even bother trying them out. There are definitely better sex toys out there like the LELO Wireless Remote Control Sex Toy.

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Sexy porn star Abbey Brooks is on Reality Kings and looking hotter than ever! If you’re a fan of porn with babes with curvaceous figures, I’m pretty sure you’ve seen this gal in her adult porn movies. Well, now you can learn a little more about Abbey Brooks at RK. There’s a biography about the young starlet, who was born on February 17, 1986. She’s 28 years old and her career in the adult film industry is booming!

Did you know she went to a Catholic, private school? I guess it’s safe to say that behind those cute and innocent, private school uniforms lies a sexy vixen. At the very least it’s very true for Abbey Brooks. She’s also, a college graduate that just made a personal decision to yield from her education and work in something she enjoys. If you’re a fan of the sexy porn star: Abbey Brooks, be sure to check out her Bio at RK.

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LISTEN up, ladies: if your man is into porn, chances are he secretly fantasizes about you being his personal porn star. And while the idea may seem icky to you at first, the truth is you can learn a few basic tricks from the pros that will satisfy both you and your man without making you feel like a ho. Ready?

Demonstrate enthusiasm. Nothing will turn your lover more than seeing how much you want him. Speak up if have to (throw in a little sexy talk here and there), but more importantly, he has to see that you really are raring to get dirty with him.

Love your body. When a man is aroused, the last thing on his mind is you worrying about your jiggly thighs or less-than-perky boobs. All he wants to see is your soft, silky skin on his, your naked flesh quivering with each thrust…you get the idea. Show him that you enjoy being naked as much as he enjoys seeing you naked — that’s a major turn-on for him.

Push your buttons. No one else knows how to make yourself cum the way you do, so try masturbating in front of your partner. This will send his libido through the roof, and the memory of you putting on a live sex show just for him will stay embedded in his mind for a long time. If this makes you a tad uncomfy, try doing it in low light. For the more daring gals, you can use sex toys and other props. One rule to follow, though: your man is not allowed to touch you or touch himself until you’re done.

Get into details. Men like hearing their lovers tell them exactly what they want. “I love it when you…” or “Place your fingers here…” are good starts. If you aren’t sure of what to say, write down a script you can use, but it has to contain directions to what you actually like, and it should sound natural.

Doll up. Men are visual creatures, and porn stars use this to their full advantage. Instead of wearing your everyday shirt/sweats/nightgown to bed, kick up the heat by slipping into racy lingerie and showing up in the bedroom well-groomed. Tip: dress as if this were your first sack session with your man. This will help rekindle his lust for you, especially if you’re in a long-term relationship.

Throw a curveball. If you already know what works for him, shake up the routine a little bit and try a few new moves on his johnson (or his other hot spots). There’s something naughty about doing your partner in a slightly different way, which can be a massive turn-on. Careful, though: save the more shocking moves for later — you don’t want to jolt your man cold.

With a little practice, you can amp up the heat in your lovemaking sessions. Given time, you could even top your lover’s favorite porn star!

HERE’S the bitter truth: regardless of what the hype says about swallowing your lover’s orgasmic fluid aka. cum, there is a high likelihood that it tastes funky at some point. Or maybe yours does. So what can you do?

First off, forget about commercial flavor supplements. Their product claims are unsubstantiated and potentially dangerous because of the artificial ingredients incorporated into them, starting with preservatives alone. Your best bet is to modify your lifestyle and diet, naturally.

Here are some tips to help you and your lover kick up the flavor of your love juices. They’re pretty easy to follow, and most are actually part of a healthy lifestyle.

Drink plenty of water. 1-2 liters daily will help flush out all the toxins in your body, some of which add odor to your secretions.

Cut out caffeine, nicotine, drugs, and alcohol. All of these substances pollute your system and also add to your odor.

Eat plenty of fruit and vegetables. That being said, avoid asparagus, broccoli, and cauliflower — these can make your fluids smell funkier. As for fruit, lemon, papaya, mangoes, pineapple, cranberry, melons, apples, and grapes are highly recommended because of their natural sweetness. Many people also swear by drinking at least a liter of natural pineapple juice daily.

Cut down on red meat and dairy. These add to bodily odor and also give your fluids a stronger, saltier flavor. Unless that’s what you want, you’re better off replacing your protein intake with lean chicken and turkey.

Stay away from strong spices like onion and garlic. Their flavors are quickly imparted into your system, and just as easily exuded. Stick with more mellow spices and herbs such as parsley, celery, and wheatgrass, as well as cinnamon, peppermint, and cardamom.

Eat as much natural food as possible. Avoid processed and junk food, because they contain unhealthy chemicals that may adversely alter your natural scent.

If all else fails, get yourself checked. Stinky emissions may be a sign of poor health or an infection.

Your body processes food anytime between 12 and 24 hours, so time your recommended food consumption accordingly. Better yet, you can incorporate some of these tips into your regular habits so you’re never caught off-guard. After all, spontaneity in sex is always delicious.

IN case you haven’t heard about it, March 14 is officially Steak and BJ Day. You heard it right, this is the one day of the year when loving wives and girlfriends present their man with a thick and juicy steak, followed by a mind-numbing blowjob.

It may sound sexist, but the ‘holiday’ was founded after several disgruntled males realized that Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year where they are practically obligated to please their mates by showering them with gifts, dates, romance, and the obligatory post-date sex. Women get spoiled on February 14, and this has taken a toll on the men.

To make up for this, the cunning guys came up with Steak and BJ Day, which is held exactly one month after Valentine’s Day. The idea is to spoil the males with their favorite things: steak and a blow job. After all, fair’s fair. Just don’t make the deadly mistake of sucking the steak and grilling his penis.

WHEN it comes to dressing sexy, every woman should have one of these. It’s the Little Black Dress, aka. LBD. It’s the quintessential fuck-me and to-hell-with-the-other-women dress, and can instantly vamp up your look.

As sexy as the LBD can be, many men prefer their dates, girlfriends, and wives to sport an understated, not slutty look. Even if they tend to drool over sexy celebrities, models, and porn stars wearing practically nothing but a black shoestring, what can really ignite their passion for you is to show just a hint of skin.

Whether you decide to show off your long legs, smooth shoulders, toned arms, fleshy cleavage, full curves, or your flat abs, the idea is to show only one or two of these and leave the rest to his imagination. The mystery this creates will drive him wild and leave him wanting to see more of you. At the same time, this also embeds in his mind that you are a classy woman who reveals herself to only a select few, him included. This will make him feel special and privileged to be with you.

So the next time you decide to slip into something black and sexy for your man, consider how it will make him feel. Show too much and you’ll come off as cheap, ultimately turning him off. Show too little and you’ll look uptight or worse, matronly. Tease him with just the right amount of exposure, and your LBD is bound to be ripped off of you by the end of the evening. Good luck.

MANY of us red-blooded males and females get turned on by sexy talk. Of course, there are some who are naturally adept in the art of lingual lovemaking (especially the hardcore parts), but there are more who shy away even from the basic stuff.

The truth is, it’s a intimidating to be downright candid about our intimate thoughts, and the idea of being rejected by the person you want most can be nothing short of mortifying.

In this light, we’ve come up with a few key phrases to help you get started. But as with any romantic overture, don’t overdo it or you’ll end up sounding like a complete phony.

You’re so beautiful / handsome / gorgeous. Nothing can easily melt your partner as fully appreciating how they look. This works best when you know they’ve taken extra trouble to look good for you, or when you catch them completely off-guard.

You. Three letters can quickly communicate your complete focus on your partner, no matter what you are talking about. For example, instead of asking “How was work?” try asking “How was your day?” That simple substitution can easily change a random question into something more personal and meaningful — and sexy as hell.

I missed you today. You can’t get enough of your partner’s company, and you have been thinking of him or her for the most part of your day. Being wanted is a huge turn-on.

I love the way you… / I love how you… / You’re so… Admiration is another quick way to stoke your partner’s fire; you’re feeding their ego by expressing your appreciation. But you have to make sure that you are sincere, or your praise will fall flat. Even better, find something unique or obscure about your partner, and express your appreciation for it. “The way you say my name turns me on,” is a good example.

Your partner’s name. This sums up all of your partner’s uniqueness. And most of its impact rests on how you say it. The easiest way to apply this is to inject his or her name in random moments during casual conversation, then drop your voice a notch lower when you say it. “There was this book that I saw in the shop today, Joanna, and I thought I’d get it for you.” Do this right, and your partner will soon be moaning your name.

And there you go. These are the basic statements that you can turn on your partner with without sounding scripted or cheesy. With a little practice and timing, you can easily light his or her fire without them finding out how.